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  • ein Süßi war immer für mich Da Sympatischer dude

  • ---{ Graphics }---

    ☐ You forget what reality is

    ☐ Beautiful

    ☑ Good

    ☐ Decent

    ☐ Bad

    ☐ Don‘t look too long at it

    ☐ MS-DOS


    ---{ Gameplay }---

    ☑ Very good

    ☐ Good

    ☐ It's just gameplay

    ☐ Mehh

    ☐ Watch paint dry instead

    ☐ Just don't


    ---{ Audio }---

    ☐ Eargasm

    ☑ Very good

    ☐ Good

    ☐ Not too bad

    ☐ Bad

    ☐ I'm now deaf


    ---{ Audience }---

    ☑ Kids

    ☑ Teens

    ☑ Adults

    ☑ Grandma


    ---{ PC Requirements }---

    ☐ Check if you can run paint

    ☐ Potato

    ☐ Decent

    ☐ Fast

    ☑ Rich boi

    ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer


    ---{ Game Size }---

    ☐ Floppy Disk

    ☐ Old Fashioned

    ☐ Workable

    ☐ Big

    ☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive

    ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it

    ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data


    ---{ Difficulty }---

    ☐ Just press 'W'

    ☐ Easy

    ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

    ☐ Significant brain usage

    ☐ Difficult

    ☑ Dark Souls


    ---{ Grind }---

    ☐ Nothing to grind

    ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

    ☐ Isn't necessary to progress

    ☐ Average grind level

    ☐ Too much grind

    ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding


    ---{ Story }---

    ☐ No Story

    ☐ Some lore

    ☐ Average

    ☑ Good

    ☐ Lovely

    ☐ It'll replace your life


    ---{ Game Time }---

    ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

    ☐ Short

    ☑ Average

    ☐ Long

    ☐ To infinity and beyond


    ---{ Price }---

    ☑ It's free!

    ☐ Worth the price

    ☐ If it's on sale

    ☐ If u have some spare money left

    ☐ Not recommended

    ☐ You could also just burn your money


    ---{ Bugs }---

    ☑ Never heard of

    ☐ Minor bugs

    ☐ Can get annoying

    ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

    ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


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    ---{ Author }---

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  • Netter Typ

  • Macher

  • Rot steht dir.

  • Geiler Typ, professioneller Elefanten Jäger !

  • 100 reasons to stay alive:
    1. to make your parents proud

    2. to conquer your fears

    3. to see your family again

    4. to see your favourite artist live

    5. to listen to music again

    6. to experience a new culture

    7. to make new friends

    8. to inspire

    9. to have your own children

    10. to adopt your own pet

    11. to make yourself proud

    12. to meet your idols

    13. to laugh until you cry

    14. to feel tears of happiness

    15. to eat your favourite food

    16. to see your siblings grow

    17. to pass school

    18. to get tattoo

    19. to smile until your cheeks hurt

    20. to meet your internet friends

    21. to find someone who loves you like you deserve

    22. to eat ice cream on a hot day

    23. to drink hot chocolate on a cold day

    24. to see untouched snow in the morning

    25. to see a sunset that sets the sky on fire

    26. to see stars light up the sky

    27. to read a book that changes your life

    28. to see the flowers in the spring

    29. to see the leaves change from green to brown

    30. to travel abroad

    31. to learn a new language

    32. to learn to draw

    33. to tell others your story in the hopes of helping them

    34. Puppy kisses.

    35. Baby kisses (the open mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek).

    36. Swear words and the release you feel when you say them.

    37. Trampolines.

    38. Ice cream.

    39. Stargazing.

    40. Cloud watching.

    41. Taking a shower and then sleeping in clean sheets.

    42. Receiving thoughtful gifts.

    43. “I saw this and thought of you."

    44. The feeling you get when someone you love says, “I love you."

    45. The relief you feel after crying.

    46. Sunshine.

    47. The feeling you get when someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention.

    48. Your future wedding.

    49. Your favorite candy bar.

    50. New clothes.

    51. Witty puns.

    52. Really good bread.

    53. Holding your child in your arms for the first time.

    54. Completing a milestone (aka going to college, graduating college, getting married, getting your dream job.)

    55. The kind of dreams where you wake up and can’t stop smiling.

    56. The smell before and after it rains

    57. The sound of rain against a rooftop.

    58. The feeling you get when you’re dancing.

    59. The person (or people) that mean the most to you. Stay alive for them.

    60. Trying out new recipes.

    61. The feeling you get when your favorite song comes on the radio.

    62. The rush you get when you step onto a stage.

    63. You have to share your voice and talents and knowledge with the world because they are so valuable.

    64.Breakfast in bed.

    65. Getting a middle seat in the movie theater.

    66. Breakfast for dinner (because it’s so much better at night than in the morning).

    67. Pray (if you are religious)
    68. Forgiveness.

    69. Water balloon fights.

    70. New books by your favorite authors.

    71. Fireflies.

    72. Birthdays.

    73. Realizing that someone loves you.

    74. Spending the day with someone you

    85. Being wrapped up in a warm bed.

    86. Someone’s skin against yours.

    87. Holding hands.

    88. The kind of hugs when you can feel a weight being lifted off your shoulders. The kind of hug where your breath syncs with the other person’s, and you feel like the only two people in the world.

    89. Singing off key with your best friends.

    90. Road trips.

    91. Spontaneous adventures.

    92. The feeling of sand beneath your toes.

    93. The feeling when the first ocean wave rolls up and envelops your toes and ankles and knees.

    94. Thunderstorms.

    95. Your first (or hundredth) trip to Disneyland.

    96. The taste of your favorite food.

    97. The child-like feeling you get on Christmas morning.

    98. The day when everything finally goes your way.

    99. Compliments and praise.

    100. to look on this moment in 10 years time and realise you did it.

  • Badewanne? :)

  • Macher

  • Hullo

  • 🦦😍👌🥳

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  • warte ab du……

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  • hu hu hui

  • HGW

  • Badewanne

  • Alles gute zum Geburtstag mein Freund!

  • Du sollst als O5 angenommen werden weil du einfach cool bist und ich hab von dir alles unterschrieben

  • Mein Mediziner des Vertrauens

  • so nh A1'er??? Der beste nach Schnee natürlich

  • Ambatukam

  • Den Gibts ja auch noch^^

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